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The stars I've read I'll look ahead and this is what I find Snowstorms and hails, blizzards and gales, through fog away we grope But next July its going to be dry I can tell it by my horoscope Climbing last week a big mountain peak, I slipped down the rocky slope I cried as I fell "I'm on my way to bed, I can tell it by my horoscope". Back To Top Of Page I CAN TELL IT BY MY HOROSCOPE I can read the future and tell if fate's unkind. Ah well, I'm married now, and I really don't know how, To tell you of the news that came today, I've a little son and heir, yes one, no not a pair, No wonder that I'm feeling bright and gay, I'm feeling very proud, but I mustn't talk so loud, I've been celebrating at the Rose and Thistle, He's a lovely little kid, and the first thing that he did Was to blow a little blast on his whistle. They carried on disgraceful, I went all goosey like, But when the lady shouted "stop it Cecil!" I took it for a hint, and I had a little squint And I couldn't blow a blast on my whistle. When in a country lane, while sheltering from the rain, I soon found out that I was not alone, I heard a sound like this (kiss), it must have been a kiss, Two lovers thinking they were on their own. But once near Waterloo a near squeak it's true I trembled and my hair it seemed to bristle, A lady smiled and stopped and then she nearly dropped When I blew a little blast on my whistle. I've been to London too, Leicester Square and to the zoo, In the tube and even down the Strand, But no matter where I went I had no accident I always had my whistle in my hand. It's been a pal to me it's as easy as can be And to blow it doesn't use up any gristle, A lady came to tea, and when she smiled at Well I blew a little blast on my whistle. Now when I was a boy, my mother's pride and joy She gave me a whistle this is it And no matter where I go, band of hope or picture show My little whistle always makes a hit. Back To Top Of Page I BLEW A LITTLE BLAST ON MY WHISTLE. But I'm really not surprised at that, I always get to bed by half past nine. My family's too large for our flat, I've got fourteen kids - my hat. I never wander around after dark, I pop my nose under the clothes, And I'm up with the lark. A nudist said "of clothes I've none, Still I won't be sat upon It's time I put my nightie on, I always get to bed by half past nine. I heard our old tom cat shout, Maria are you coming out? But Maria knows what she's about, cause she always gets to bed by half past nine. I said for me one's quite enough, I always get to bed by half past nine. A sultan said, you look hot stuff, my hundred wives I use no bluff. A bookie bolted sad to tell, the punters all began to yell He shouted as he ran like - well! I always get to bed by half past nine. I'm not so young as I used to be, I always get to bed by half past nine. Our little hens were making free, the rooster said don't flirt with me.
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I curl my knees up to my chin when into bed I fall All through the night I'm tucked up tight, with my face turned to the wall. Opposite, a girl so slick by candle light undresses quick, Nine thirty five she snuffs her wick, so I always get to bed by half past nine. An air raid warden shouted "men, expect a raid at half past ten." I said "No use, it's too late then, I always get to bed by half past nine." I never wander around after dark, I pop my nose under the clothes, And I'm up with the lark. Early to bed, I've always said, keeps us young men fit! One evening while in gay Paree, a nice young lady said "wee wee" I said such things aren't good for me I always get to bed by half past nine. I ALWAYS GET TO BED BY HALF PAST NINE Long hours don't appeal to me, up late I never sit.